— Did I Shave My Legs for This?

Undernews posts a great list of favourite Country and Western song titles:

Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts Of Life

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed

Happiness is Lubbock in a Rear View Mirror

I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus

I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You

If I’d Killed You When I Wanted To, I’d be Out of Jail By Now

If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me

And these are just the subtle ones . . .

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