Let’s just consider for a moment the idea of moral turpitude. At first, I thought this was perhaps a vague, Victorian invocation. Imagine my further surprise to find that it is a major reason for denying entry to the United State. What else is included in moral turpitude? Well, the US Department of State offers a handy list. Of course, arson, murder, pandering, and the usual suspects are present. Interestingly enough, carrying a concealed weapon, lewdness, and drunkenness are specifically listed as regulatory infractions that do not constitute moral turpitude. Of course, bigamy, sodomy, fornication, and bastardy (yes it’s true: intentionally creating a bastard child can get you barred from entering the U.S.) are on the list. Adultery was on the list but has been removed. My other favorites include mayhem and riot and a series of meta-crimes of moral turpitude: attempting to commit moral turpitude, being an accessory to committing moral turpitude, aiding and abetting the commission of moral turpitude, and taking part in a conspiracy to commit moral turpitude. Governance in this country is exhausting to think about, no?

jb says: Now then, Bitte, he’s not my favourite guy, either. But don’t tell no more lies about him or you won’t go to heaven.