Dress to Kill
27th March 2006
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.”
“Say five Hail Marys and six Hello Dollys.”
Eddie Izzard
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Finding yourself in a hole, at the bottom of a hole, in almost total solitude, and discovering that only writing can save you. To be without the slightest subject for a book, the slightest idea for a book, is to find yourself, once again, before a book. A vast emptiness. A possible book. Before nothing. Before something like living, naked writing, like something terrible, terrible to overcome. Marguerite Duras
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Mar 27th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
I just added you to my blogroll. Looks like you’ve created an interesting site… happy to be a reader here.
Mar 27th, 2006 at 11:23 pm
Must be your Uk humor John because I didn’t see the humor here? LOL
Mar 28th, 2006 at 12:01 am
Ave Dolly
Hi Dolly, full of pace, God sure blesses ya. Y’are the best of broads, and any kids ya have will be darling. Kind Dolly, say a prayer for us bad folks jus’now and when our time comes ta quit. Ay-men.
I love Eddie.
Apr 2nd, 2006 at 4:54 am
So many great posts, I didn’t know where to comment, but alas, Eddie and and Dolly win the day.
I love your blog.