Did I Shave My Legs for This?
Undernews posts a great list of favourite Country and Western song titles:
Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts Of Life
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed
Happiness is Lubbock in a Rear View Mirror
I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus
I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
If I’d Killed You When I Wanted To, I’d be Out of Jail By Now
If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
And these are just the subtle ones . . .